"My goodness Fifi Dear, what ever is wrong? Are those cats picking on you again Honey?"
"Yes Mommy Dearest....sob. Meeha is being mean!"
"What did she do little one?"
"Well, I heard a noise in the bathroom so I went to check it out."
"Yes. And what happened? Tell Mommy Dearest."
"I don't know if I can.....sob. It was just to terrible!"
"Well, try my precious Fifi. What did you see?"
"There was a monster in the bathtub Mommy Dearest!"
"Oh Fifi. There is Something Fishy here. Now tell me, what happened."
"Really Mommy. The Monster said 'BOO" and scared me!"
"Oh, and did this monster do anything else?"
"Yes!!! The Monster made her eyes fall out! I was very very scared!"
"It's ok my little girl. Mommy Dearest and Daddy Dear will protect you."
"Thank you Mommy Dearest! Will you talk to Meeha the Monster too?"
"Sure I will Honey! Now run along and have Daddy Dear give you a kiss too."
"Oh......I Love my Daddy Dear Sooooo much!!!! (Meeha's gonna get in trouble! Meeha's gonna get in trouble!!)"
"I have no idea what they are talking about. I have been cat napping the whole time. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"